Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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