yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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