All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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