Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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