Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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