i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Randomize
