can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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