Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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