I need help removing her.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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