you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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