You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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