He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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