no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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