I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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