You work out of a Hotel?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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