You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just found a bag of teeth...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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