Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yo dont text me then not text me
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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