it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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