Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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