what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
my liver is dry heaving
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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