You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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