sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Holy shit dude........stairs
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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