I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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