i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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