She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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