i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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