Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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