I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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