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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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