i just google imaged poop.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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