this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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