the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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