god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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