Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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