I wanna passion pit in your ass
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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