literally had 100 drinks last night.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
