The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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