I'm really into asian looking animals
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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