Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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