she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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