your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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