Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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