I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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