What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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