so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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