I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i think im in europe. pls send help
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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