Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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