Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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