She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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