I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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