: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Acid is not a monday night drug
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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