I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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