a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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