Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Everclear isn't food dammit
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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