Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize