Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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