ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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