carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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