literally had 100 drinks last night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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