She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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